Morocco or Bust #3

See these previous posts if you need more background on what this is all about:
https://v2xs.com/morocco-or-bust/
https://v2xs.com/morocco-or-bust-2/

The Plan

To leave Hauts Du Brel at the end of January, head down through Spain to Portugal to spend a few days with Tim and Helen and then on to Morocco. We had to be back by 24 Feb, which gave us over 3 weeks to play with but nothing booked apart from the first leg to Alvor in the Algarve.

The Team

Alexander and I (with a lot of help from Google, Booking.com and AirBnB when we could get an Internet connection…)
Georgina was flying down to Faro to meet up for the Portugal stay and then she was flying off to Australia. Susan was hoping to join but was struck down with Flu after the Egypt trip.

The Vehicle

Suffice to say that we did the trip in my Land Rover and lived to tell the tale… Although we felt this was sure to be a more reliable option than the Renault 4 we originally had in mind there was the small issue that the Land Rover had done 300,000 miles was making a few funny noises and had recently had a misfire problem.. Oh yes, and the timing belt was overdue for a change.

The Gear

I took masses of tools and didn’t need them (apart from some duct tape).
We took loads of books to read and never looked at them.
We took fishing gear and didn’t fish.
We took tennis stuff and… you get the picture..
I bought a dash cam to protect against errant donkey carts and the general melee that is driving in Morocco, but this turned out to be of dubious legality so was not used much – they confiscate drones and are paranoid about security.

The Route

Although little of this was planned in advance, this was the route we took, highlighting the main places we stayed.

The Route

This is the running order and is followed in the rest of this post.

San Sebastien
Plasencia
Alvor – visiting Tim and Helen
Seville
Ferry crossing
Tangier
Asillah
Larache
Lixus Roman City
Rabat
Meknes
Volubilis Roman City
Chefchouen
Tetouan
Ferry Crossing
Algeciras
Granada
Valencia
Barcelona
Circuit Catalunya – F1 winter testing
Home

San Sebastien

I had booked a place in the old part of San Sebastien with parking, which was a bit surprising as there is not much parking available around there. The road outside the accommodation was being dug up so we couldn’t even get near it in the car so went on foot. The owner then explained that there was parking – but it was in an (expensive) underground car park nearby – and that would be extra ! I asked if there was any free parking and he pointed out a street on the map about 20 minutes walk away, which I recognised as we parked in the same place when I was here with Susan in October. So we set off and parked the car in this quiet street and walked back in to the town.

Cloudy San Sebastien
Walking to the Old Town
Pintxos

Visited a few pintxos bars and then headed back for the night. In the morning we had a 20 minute walk to get the car so we stopped for breakfast in a local cafe – first taste of toast with olive oil and tomatoes.

Then we went to get the car – only to find IT WASN’T THERE !

Car was parked here…

First reaction was – “We’ve got the wrong street” and “Maybe we parked a bit further along”, but then Alexander recognised the van parked a few cars back and spotted some broken car window glass in the gutter…
Panic starting to get a grip “Someone has stolen the car!”. And then it sinks in – we’re in a foreign country where we can’t speak the language, all we have is our overnight bags as everything else was in the car. Minor point but we have some accomodation booked for tonight that is a 6 hour drive away and were hoping for an early start and it’s a non refundable booking.
Thought of calling the Police but :
a. Don’t know the number and
b. Can’t speak the language
Decide to phone the owner of the accommodation (who told us to park here) to see if he can help and agree to head back to his place..

On the long walk back to his place lots of thoughts going through my mind – in addition to the obvious one of what the f&#k do we do now. My car is a 13 year old 300,000 mile Land Rover – who the hell would want to steal it ?

Get back to the place and things start to fall into place – the owner has phoned the police and they have the car. We just need to get over there and fill in some paperwork to get it back…

It turns out that someone smashed the window, then someone else called the police and they turned up and decided to tow it away rather than leave it like that.
Were they trying to get in to steal stuff – we did foolishly leave some things on the back seat – and were disturbed before they could get in ? Fortunatey nothing was stolen, but it did take a while to fill in forms and make statements to the Police before we could get the car back – then a long drive to do – and we had to fix the window.

Good as new !

Plasencia

For the trip down we were planning on 5-6 hours driving per day and simple overnight stops, but today was my birthday – one to remember with the car incident – so I had booked a Parador, which was the best place we stayed in on the whole trip.

Parador in an old convent
Black rice tapas
Cheers from the Birthday Boy !

Alvor

The next leg took us further down through Spain, across into Portugal and on to Alvor, where Tim and Helen spend six months of the year and have recently bought an apartment. We were staying in an apartment on the beach for four days.

Love on the beach at Alvor
Cheers
Din
Alvor harbour in the morning light
Morning walk on Alvor beach
Hot enough for ice cream
Harbour at dusk
Special fish dinner – ordered in advance (that lady’s face says it all)
Black Pork challenge at the Chicken Tavern – eat all that and you can have a pud !
So they did !
From T&H apartment
Tim and Helen – excellent hosts
George made friends with a Goat on the way to Horta Restaurant – it followed us so we gave it to the restaurant owner.

Seville

Dropped Georgina off at Faro airport and then went on for an overnight stop in Seville, giving us an easy drive to catch the ferry at Algeciras the next day – very unsure about how long the formalities would take for the car.

Tapas for lunch
Inside the enormous cathedral
Giralda tower and oranges in Feb
Sightseeing
So many great tapas bars

Algeciras Ferry

We were a little concerned about the crossing – we had no ticket and had read a lot of stories on line about long delays when trying to bring in a car and problems with ticket touts. In the event it all went smoothly as they seem to have streamlined the whole process and tightened security. The car was X-rayed before being allowed into Morocco – don’t know what they were looking for. 1.5 hour crossing.

Tangier

Photo opportunities everywhere..
The gate to the Kasbah
Myriad of tiny streets
Live music in the restaurant..
Enormous and very sweet strawberries
More-than-you-can-eat breakfast

Assillah

After a few days in Tangier we went south to Rabat (capital of Morocco) but stopped off at a few places on the way. Assillah is a picturesque seaside town with a very arty flavour.


Lixus

Went to see the Roman site of Lixus and begin to understand more about the history of Morocco and Mediterranean trade. A huge site but with only low walls remaining. Here was the largest fish salting facility in the empire..

Larache

Lixus overlooks the modern town of Larache which is an active fishing port.

Back street kids
Colours of the market

Rabat

Rabat Medina from the harbour
Rabat archeology museum
Rabat modern art museum
This anonymous hole-in-the-wall sells alcohol – it’s against the Muslim religion and therefore very hard to track down.
Dinner – Harira soup, boiled egg, dates and sweet biscuit things.

Meknes

We had considered heading further south to Marrakech (which was the original plan) but we had been there before and there were other places to explore in the North of Morocco so we headed East to Meknes, which turned out to be a small version of Marrakech and the most “Moroccan” of the places we visited.

Made it ! But not in this Renault 4.
The entrance to our Riad down a dark and dingy alley
Much nicer inside..
Pastilla
Sweet treat with nuts and honey
Riad breakfast
Royal stables – room for 12,000 horses
Royal granary

Volubilis

Our second Roman city – this one built on the grain and olive oil farmed in the area. Unlike Lixus, many of the mosaics were still in place and more of the structures were still standing.

Chefchouen

Really pretty “blue city”.

Kasbah
Mint tea in the square – like you do…

Tetouan

Stayed in a “proper” hotel in Tetouan as we needed a bit of comfort and to get some washing done..

Tetouan Medina – The White Dove
Tetouan archeological museum – where the Mosaics from Lixus ended up.
Another huge breakfast…

Ferry

We had looked at driving to Ceuta which is a Spanish city on Moroccan soil, but had read stories about long delays at the border. In the end we decided to take the same crossing to get back to Spain.
The queue for X-raying the car (again) was very long so we had sniffer dogs and a search instead. Fortunately Alexander had resisted all the offers of “weed” that we had received during our stay – Chefchouen is a major producer apparently.

Granada

Stayed the night in Garnada and did have in mind to visit the Alhambra palace – but it was booked up weeks in advance even in February…

Razor clams for lunch
The Alhambra palace

Barcelona

Big yachts in Barcelona harbour
Sagrada Familia – due to be completed in 2026
Black rice paella

Catalunya Circuit

We spotted that F1 winter testing was taking place this week near Barcelona so had to call in to take a look…
The Mercedes look like they might be hard to beat.

Home

The objective was to be away from the Quercy during Jan/Feb to avoid the cold, miserable weather so it was nice to come home to warmth and blue skies and to see the almond in blossom.

And despite being “stolen” and making a few funny noises and having covered an extra 3,500 miles on this trip the Land Rover worked perfectly…

The end – until next time..

Egypt – Jan 2020

For those that missed it our first trip to Egypt is here : https://v2xs.com/egypt-nov-2019/

This was another visit to Hurghada on the Red Sea (arranged by Georgina) and this time we had Alexander and Susan joining us.

Non stop sunshine the whole week (it never rains) so plenty of time for reading and sun bathing. No kite surfing this time but we did a couple of trips – one in a submarine boat and a snorkelling trip to a secret coral reef.

Apologies for the large number of pictures of the reef, but I started with an infinite number and have done well to cut it down this much – the rich colours and amazing diversity have to be seen to be believed.

Hotel pool area at night.
Loads of food !
All-inclusive cocktails too…
Colourful fish in Hurghada market..
Next to the biggest Mosque in the world..
Inside the submarine boat.
Alexander snorkelling.
Is it a mermaid ? No it’s Georgina..
Amazing underwater world on the coral reef.
Stingray

Happy Christmas – 2019

Welcome to my Christmas blog post – which is a sort-of substitute for sending Christmas cards and provides an opportunity to look back on 2019 and highlight some of the things that happened…

New Year at Ravenside

I spent New Year with Chris and Corinne on their small holding near Newcastle. No major projects this year (like barn building) but lots of other jobs to be getting on with.

January 1st 2019 – Barn Door Moving
New Gates
Aperitifs 3rd Jan – Chiminea

Sussex

On my way back to France (driving in the Land Rover this trip) I stopped off to see Nanna and went out to lunch with Lucy and Bella…

Yummy

Sunshine

Back home in early January to glorious sunshine…

Alvor

In January I flew to Alvor in the Algarve to visit Tim and Helen who now spend the winter there. First I had to take Hebe up to Limoges for Alexander and Laurena to dog sit. This invariably involves a visit to the Brasserie Michard, but I see from this photograph that we went somewhere else on this occasion..

Cheers from the Churchill ?

Back home, then off to Toulouse for the flight to Faro…

Alvor Beach with Tim and Helen
Pork and Clams
Sunset from T&H apartment
Keep calm and…

Back home and off to Limoges again to collect Hebe…

Still not Michard…
28 Jan Driving Back From Limoges

KTM 250 EXC

In February I bought a new motorbike, having sold the other two…
Blog post here :
https://v2xs.com/ktm-250-exc/

Zoe & Oli’s Wedding

Back to the UK for my niece’s wedding (sister Sara’s eldest daughter)…

Zoe and Oli

Blog post here :
https://v2xs.com/zoe-and-oli-wedding/

Marrakech

In late February Alexander, Georgina and I went off to Morocco for a week. The previous year we had spent a week in Agadir but were looking for a bit more excitement and we certainly found it in Marrakech…

Blog post here :
https://v2xs.com/marrakech/

Sunday Trail Ride

Out trail riding with some of the guys from the “Lot of Bikes” crew..

Blog Post :
https://v2xs.com/sunday-trail-ride/

Sport Adventure Dodogne

My first experience of one of the Chris Evans sport adventure trips was in the Normandie mud in November 2018. Trails riding in the Dordogne proved to be a lot less slippery, and much faster…

Blog post :
https://v2xs.com/sport-adventure-dordogne/

Keeping Up With The Boys

Just when I was starting to think I was getting the hang of the new bike and having successfully completed the 3 day navigation enduro in the Dordogne, I went out for a ride with some of the young lads from Lot of Bikes…

Blog post :
https://v2xs.com/keeping-up-with-the-boys/

Montesa Cota 4RT

Decided I needed another trials bike to develop my skills, having fallen off the KTM a few times…

Read more :
https://v2xs.com/montesa-cota-4rt/

Paris With Lucy

Long weekend in Paris with Lucy…

https://v2xs.com/paris/

Golden Gnome Treasure Hunt

Organised by John from Lot of Bikes, this was a team event involving navigation (with map and compass!), trail riding to obscure locations and solving tricky clues – the last one being attached to a buoy floating in Montcuq lake !
https://v2xs.com/golden-gnome-treasure-hunt/

Specialized Sirrus X

Another new acquistion…

Sirrus X above Cahors

https://v2xs.com/specialized-sirrus-x/

Summer Parties

I don’t get time for quite so many adventures in the summer time as I have to pretend to do a bit of work selling shade sails. But there are plenty of fetes and events to fill the evenings and you never know who you might meet…

https://v2xs.com/summer-parties/

Rando de Courbiac

Rando Courbiac

More ..
https://v2xs.com/rando-courbiac/

Morocco Or Bust ?

The trip to Marrakech earlier in the year gave us the idea of doing a road trip to Morocco in Jan/Feb 2020. Having seen the huge number of Renault 4s in Marrakech at the end of the 4L trophy we thought it could be a great adventure…
https://v2xs.com/morocco-or-bust/
https://v2xs.com/morocco-or-bust-2/

The Vince

Doug, Mark and myself “The Old School” signed up to do a motorbike navigation event in the Pyrenees called The Vince. It is run by a rather eccentric guy called Austin VINCE who has done lots of round the world tours and now regularly runs adventure holidays.

The 2019 event is restricted to the use of maps and compasses only – no GPS allowed. Austin and his team have placed a series of small metal tags on objects scattered around the Pyrenees – typically on trees/posts/electric pylons. He has then supplied a very small scale map and guide book to tell you exactly where each tag is located. The event is held over two days and you are allowed exactly 12 hours each day to navigate your way around the objects collecting the information on the tags. Different tags score different amounts of points. The winner is the team with the most points at the end of day 2.
https://v2xs.com/the-vince/
https://v2xs.com/the-vince-2/
https://v2xs.com/the-vince-3/

Holiday Visitors

Plenty of visitors this year including Chris and Corinne (their first holiday for 10 years). My sister Sara is a regular and loves to get her dose of sunshine…
https://v2xs.com/sara-and-laurens-holiday/

Golden Gnome Challenge Trophy

Another event run by John based at his house north of Montcuq. This is an annual competition and involves trials, motocross and enduro…
https://v2xs.com/golden-gnome-challenge-2019/

San Sebastien

A wonderful week in San Sebastien with Susan…
https://v2xs.com/san-sebastien/

Charity Run

5Km charity run in Cahors to raise money for breast cancer research (ladies only)…
https://v2xs.com/charity-run/

Quatrelle Farewell

What happened, what went wrong, have we missed the epic adventure of men and machine battling against all the odds to get to Morocco or Bust ?
https://v2xs.com/quatrelle-farewell/

Sport Adventure – Morvan

Read more…
https://v2xs.com/massif-de-morvan-2019/

Morocco

Another fabulous week away with Susan, visiting Marrakech and Essaouira…
https://v2xs.com/morocco-nov-2019/

Egypt

A week in Hurghada with Georgina…
https://v2xs.com/egypt-nov-2019/

More…

Well it’s not the end of the year yet…
Georgina, Alexander and Laurena should be here for Christmas, then I’m flying to the UK for a tour of the UK to visit the family. Back here early January to start the adventures again – trip to Alvor and Morocco at end of January…

Egypt – Nov 2019

Just back from a week in Hurghada, Egypt with Georgina…

This trip was arranged many months ago by Georgina as we decided that we would need some winter sun in November. As she works for Hays Travel she was able to find a great deal on an all-inclusive package deal with TUI. This was a first for me having not done a package deal before but it was fantastic. If you just want to relax in the sun by the pool this could be the perfect holiday. Average tempertures were in the high twenties and we didn’t see a cloud all week – not too surprising as the average annual rainfall in Hurghada is 3mm !

But package holidays like this are what you make them and we were looking for a bit more than just tanning and consuming the huge variety of all-inclusive food, wine and cocktails on offer…

On the beach

Our resort hotel was the Jaz Bluemarine which was right on the Red Sea. It is huge – has over 1,000 rooms and 20 swimming pools..

The beach runs along a shallow lagoon which with the steady wind made this a perfect place to learn kite surfing (there was even a kite school on the beach).

View from our balcony
One of the 20 swimming pools

Kite Surfing

I had read that this was a great spot for learning to kite surf and on the first day went down to the beach to book in for some lessons…


Having done quite a bit of windsurfing and having had one kite surfing lesson in the UK I was hoping I would quickly get the hang of it – but it proved a tricky skill to learn. After 9 hours of lessons over the course of the week I managed to get my level 2 certificate. My target was level 3 but that required me to waterstart and then plane for 50m in each direction. I was only managing about 10-20m.

My biggest windsurfing sail is 6.5 m2 – we started the training with a 9 m2 kite and once using the board we were up to 17 m2 !

On the positive side the instructor said another 4 hours and I would be surfing independently. My kite control was good but board control and body positioning needed more practice – maybe next time…

Swimming With Dolphins

We booked a day trip to go snorkelling and swimming with Dolphins in the open sea, which was an amazing experience. The trip also included snorkelling on a couple of coral reefs and rides on inflatables being towed behind a speed boat.

Dawn at the dock

It was a full day and an early start – we were collected at 5.30am !

Fun !
Poseurs

Scuba Diving

I carried on with my kite surfing lessons while George went on a scuba diving trip..

Quad Biking In The Desert

Another trip was quad biking in the desert. I thought this would be quite tame but the bikes eventually wind up to about 60 km/h which is plenty fast enough across sand with lots of bumps – enough to bounce you out of the seat if you don’t hang on tight making it tricky to use the GoPro with one hand while controlling the bike with the other.

We went 20 Km or so into the desert to a Bedouin village for camel rides and tea..

Chilling By The Pool

Plenty of time for chilling and tanning (some of the pools were heated like bath water) and taking advantage of the all inclusive food and drink.
I managed to read both of the books I had brought on the trip.

George Chilling

Getting Home..

Caught the coach back to the airport (along with 200 other people), which arrived 3 hours before the flight, only to be told there was a three hour delay. After some waiting around this turned into a 5 hour delay.

TUI then shipped us back to the hotel for a meal where some of our fellow travellers took full advantage of the complimentary beverages on offer…

Mariah Carey (Gij)

Eventually got home 5 hours later than planned, arriving at Georgina’s house in Brighton at 4am…

Morocco – Nov 2019

Just spent a week in Morocco with Susan…

We flew with EasyJet from TLS to Marrakech and picked up a hire car from a local rental company called surprise cars – it turns out they were full of surprises…

The Surprise Cars Office

According to the instructions which we had carefully printed out we were to be met at the exit from the terminal, but there was no-one there. We asked around and were pointed in the direction of the various car rental offices at the far side of the main airport car park. We walked along the various offices (Avis, Europcar, Sixt, etc) but no sign of an office labelled “Surprise Cars”. We stopped at the Hertz desk and asked if they had heard of them, beginning to suspect we may have been “scammed”, but they pointed us to the far corner of the car park where we could see a small group of people standing around a couple of cars. We wandered over and discovered that they operate out of the back of a car!

There was another couple in front just collecting their car which looked like it had taken part in a demolition derby – every panel on the car was dented! It took forever for the agent to record all the existing damage and for the clients to photograph all the evidence. How many rental miles in Marrakech would it take to produce that much damage?

As it turned out our car was brand new and carried a 1000 Euro excess so it was with some considerable trepidation that we ventured out into the random chaos that is Marrakech.

Our apartment was in the Gueliz quarter, not far from the Red Hotel where I stayed with Alexander and Georgina in February. Right next door was the Bagatelle restaurant which does excellent food at very reasonable prices. The weather was balmy and we were able to eat outside – a far cry from the cold and stormy weather lashing most of Europe.

Bagatelle Restuarant

The one downside of the apartment turned out to be the night club/disco next door which seemed to play loud music for most of the night.

Dessert

Breakfast the next day was at the Pain Quotidienne and I chose the Moroccan option, which turned out to be bread and pancakes in many forms.

Moroccan Breakfast

We then walked to the Medina to experience the full-on buzz of Marrakech.

In the Medina

Wide load

Mint tea in the Cafe des Epices.

Cafe Des Epices

Fresh juices in the Earth Cafe and then on to visit the Bahia Palace.

Bahia Palace Shadows

In the evening we went to the rather posh Cafe de la Grand Poste which was expensive but the food was amazing.

Grand Marnier Souffle

For our second full day we decided to head out of Marrakech to explore the Atlas Mountains which are about 1.5 hours away.

We went up the Ourika valley intending to visit the waterfalls (cascades). They are clearly a big tourist draw and there were lots of coaches and tourism taxis. The parking areas were swarming with official guides all touting for business. We were hoping to make our own way to the cascades – expecting to find a well worn trail that we could easily follow – but this proved elusive and we headed out of the village away from the crowds with “our guide” in tow. Having reached the edge of the village we surveyed the scene and considered what to do next.

Our guide offered to give us tea as we had inadvertently stopped outside his house. We declined as we had just taken tea and there is only so much mint tea you can take.. He explained there was another route to the cascades that started next to where we were which avoided all the tourists and had much better views so we gave in and hired him as our guide. He neglected to mention that route he had in mind was only really suitable for mountain goats…

After a lot of walking, some scrambling and some real rock climbing we eventually got to the cascades which were not particularly impressive in themselves but the surroundings and views were amazing.

Our guide was very helpful and actually proved to be essential as the route was not marked and dangerous in places – accidents are very common apparently.

Steep, slippery and a long way down…

Saturday was the Rugby World Cup Final, which we managed to locate on the television in the apartment…

We then went to visit the Yves Saint Laurent museum and Majorelle gardens.

No photos allowed in the museum
Majorelle Gardens

In the evening we met Susan’s friend Karine who also happened to be staying in Marrakech and had rooftop aperitifs at the Hivernage Hotel followed by a delightful dinner in the restaurant.

rooftop aperitifs

That was our last evening in Marrakech and the next day we set off on the 2.5 hour drive to Essaouira on the coast (pronounced Essa-wee-ra). This is an old fishing port that has hugely expanded and is a popular tourist destination. It does have a fortified old town (Medina) attached to the port which is similar to the Medina in Marrakech but smaller and less chaotic.

On the beach

Our loft apartment in Essaouira was small but very cosy and with the benefit of a roof terrace with views of the sea and Mogador island.

Sunset from the roof terrace

We spent time exploring the fishing port which was buzzing with all the fishermen selling their freshly caught fish and wandering through the Medina, taking impromptu snapshots of the locals and their wares.

Fish for sale

On our last day we drove out of the town to the next village which turned out to be a prime surfing spot and actually held a round of the windsurfing world cup last year. There were very few people there and we were immediately accosted by young boys trying to sell us woolly hats that their mothers had knitted. The weather was more unsettled today and the waves were big – presumably ideal for surfing but there was no-one taking advantage. The beach here is twenty miles long and we had it all to ourselves!

On our last evening we walked in to the Medina in search of a small local restaurant – there are plenty to choose from but most don’t serve alcohol. After dinner we went for a drink at the Cosy Cocktail Bar, where the bar tender from Toulouse mixed up a unique and delicious Pink Kitty Cocktail for Susan – I just had a bottle of local Casablanca beer.

Deliciously decadent cocktail – Pink Kitty Gin
Moon parasols – walking back from the Medina

The next day we drove back to Marrakech to catch the plane home. We had noticed on the way here that there were lots of speed cameras, both fixed and mobile and lots of police check points – we had already been stopped once. It was no surprise that we got stopped again and they asked to check papers etc, but they also told me that I had been speeding 89Km/h in an 80 limit and the fine was 150 Dirham. I protested as I had been watching the speed limits quite carefully (although they change every few Km) and explained that we were not in a hurry. This reduced the on the spot fine to 100 Dirham (10 Euros) and a warning… I think this was probably just a scam that the police use to get some extra pocket money out of tourists but as they were both armed I wasn’t going to argue further.

Along the Essaouira to Marrakech road we passed a few Argan trees with goats in them which is such an amazing and unusual sight…

At the airport we returned the rental car to Surprise Cars in the corner of the car park. And the final surprise was that they discovered a tiny dent in the bonnet and charged us 400 Euros!

Other than that unpleasant surprise it was a fantastic break. Morocco is an amazing place – wonderful weather, exotic surroundings, friendly people, not too far away (2.5 hour flight) and they speak French!